In Britain a recession is defined as two consecutive quarters of negative growth.

It’s said that this definition was deliberately put about by advisers to President Johnson in the 1960s to allow him wriggle room when events were not neat and symmetrical — which is the the most likely case.

For example, if within a six-month period one month bucks the trend and shows a slight positive number, it can’t be a recession no matter how bad conditions are across the economy.

However, we know that because of population and productivity growth, the UK needs to expand by about 2pc just to keep unemployment from rising.

We should forget the official definition because even flat growth is negative for the economy and almost everybody in it, and that means less than 2pc.

Everything points to conditions being much worse than that right now.

We could just as easily define it as six months of high gold prices — just like the present.

Ronald Reagan had a stab with, “A recession is when your neighbor loses his job.”

Ominously he added, “A depression is when you lose your’s.”

Here we go again. Yesterday’s news of trouble at JP Morgan, America’s second biggest bank, is today matched by Royal Bank of Scotland, the UK’s second largest. RBS is another huge loser in the American subprime mortage market and is set to announce big writedowns next week.

RBS is understood to be seeking to raise capital from its shareholders in a rights issue thought to amount to £10 billion ($20bn), which is probably the biggest rights issue ever demanded in the UK.

The bank, which bought troubled NatWest and ABM Amro, has been running on low capital ratios for quite a while. It also has major exposure to subprime debt instruments. It has been linked with Spain’s Banco Santander for many years.

When such a major player is caught short like this, it brings home the extent and depth of the crisis in transatlantic financial markets, with all the knockon effects to the rest of the world.

Vince Cable, a spokesmen on Treasury matters who carries more weight than the Treasury these days, believes all the banks should follow the example of RBS, since they will need a great deal of liquidity from the Bank of England and that should be underwritten by shareholders, not taxpayers.

Next week’s announcement will be awaited with some trepidation.

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In these undoubtedly hard times for savers and investors, attention is being focused on reliable stores of value for tucking away spare cash and avoiding shrinkage.

Gold is the obvious first port of call, and it certainly has gone up recently, touching $1000 an ounce. Pundits are forecasting a price of up to $2000 over the next few years, although that may be the upper limit of credibility.

But have you considered classic clocks? Longcase (grandfather), grandmother, and other top-range historical timepieces?

Expert horologist David Cooper comments, “People often don’t realize that a high-class timepiece, such as a longcase clock, holds its value and is a very good investment in the long run.”

Older clocks score over other antiques as investments because, as well as serving as fine pieces of furniture, they also have utility value as timekeepers.

The first mechanical clocks were introduced on the cusp of the 13th and 14th centuries. But it was the invention of the pendulum in the mid 17th century which brought a dramatic improvement in the accuracy of timekeeping. Clock makers went to extraordinary lengths to gain the smallest advance in technology. The future of the British Empire depended on mastery of the seas, and an accurate clock enabled longitude to be determined with life-saving precision.

Traditional clocks come in all sizes and shapes, and modern reproductions are often of very high quality. The investor who wants to clock up a profit need look no further than a specialist horology showroom somewhere on a local high street.