Have you ever been confused by the jargon used by insiders to describe financial transactions? It’s easy to get the impression that some sellers go out of their way to confuse the issue.

Thisismoney.co.uk has a fairly comprehensive online A-Z guide to terms used in the financial services and banking sectors.

For example:

Credit Default Swap
A CDS or credit default swap is a contract issued by big City firms or funds that guarantees the holder will be covered if a particular company defaults on its debts. It is basically a type of insurance used by large investing institutions and reflects the cost of insuring their debts. It is used as one (controversial) way of measuring bank stability — the lower the figure, the stronger the bank.

Credit crunch
A credit crunch happens when banks hoard cash. If the supply of loans evaporates, the economic outlook quickly becomes bleak. The credit crunch that began in August 2007 was sparked by bad loans in America’s mortgage market — sub-prime borrowing. It can be measured by the level of Libor — the interbank lending rate.

Forex
The exchange rate is also known as the foreign-exchange rate, forex rate or FX rate. It is the rate between two currencies that specifies how much one currency is worth in terms of the other.

In the present financial climate it’s a good idea to scan through the list and update your knowledge of any unfamiliar terms, or those you hear frequently but wonder what they mean.

Equally, when a word or phrase suddenly arises, as “credit crunch” did on August 9 last year, this is a good place to go to check its meaning.

A-Z of Financial Terms and Jargon.

I’m assuming you’re not one of nature’s money launderers, and all your financial dealings are honest ones. How then would you avoid clandestine attempts to turn you into a launderer of stolen cash?

Here’s one solution : reject all emails that ask you to help with transferring a large sum of money from one place to another, neither of which you have any connection with.

We’ve all received them : our inbox pings and we find an URGENT MESSAGE (they’re often in capital letters), from Mr Winston Churchill Obongo, President of Barclays Bank, Nigeria, who pleads for our help in transferring a $10m inheritance to a destitute widow in the USA/UK, or wherever we happen to live.

We delete them, of course. Only the most credulous or ill-informed people on the planet would fall for such a crude ploy.

Now, however, something more insidiously believable is doing the rounds. It pretends to come from the genuine clothing company, Harvey’s of Oldham, England. Its sender calls himself, Ronald Harvey. He says his company moves money around the world, but falls foul of a 25 percent “international money transfer tax” on businesses. Individuals, apparently only pay 7 percent.

You can see where this is going. You are the key to reducing Harvey’s costs by 18 percent. All you have to do is accept funds into your bank and use a money transfer firm to send it on around the world. You receive 10 percent.

You may, of course, wonder why you’ve been singled out, but the lure of 10 percent of whatever millions are shooting through, is a persuasive one. The snag is that in Britain banks by law demand to know where any sum over £10,000 has come from. Nevertheless, a regular transfer of £9,900 would get through the cracks.

The bottom line is that the money transfer tax doesn’t exist and the money will be stolen. By getting into the loop you’ll be rendering it squeaky clean for the recipient.

Ronald Harvey turns out to be “Michael” with a distinctive African accent. The scam has nothing to do with the Oldham workwear firm.

Scott Adams, who wrote the Dilbert books in the U.S., once concocted a 9-point plan for sorting out your money, which he called, The Unified Theory of Everything Financial.

Here it is adapted for the UK market :

1. Make sure you have a will.

2. Pay off all your credit cards.

3. If you have a family to support, get term life insurance.

4. Ensure you fund your company pension to the maximum.

5. Buy a house.

6. Put £3000 in a tax-free Isa savings account each year. (£3000 is the current maximum).

7. Any money left over, invest 70 percent in a stock index tracking fund, and 30 percent in a bond fund through any discount broker/fund supermarket. Don’t touch it until retirement.

8. For special cases, or lack of expertise, hire a fee-based financial planner, not one who charges a percentage of your portfolio.

Good advice, so pass it on to anyone you think may need it.